You seem more reasonable than most Rebs. I could tell you stories I've heard that cannot possibly be true. Like the Ole Miss student who was sitting in front of the LSU student section and was hit in the head by a whiskey bottle. He said he survived the attack because he was wearing a hard hat. He may well have done that, because if he was in front of the LSU student section and wearing a "hard hat" then it was a football helmet and he was sitting on the LSU bench. That is only one of many bizarre examples of Black Bear perfidy.